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Mar 17

Accidental Load Testing

In my example test automation code, I generally setup the tests to run against my own server. I feel that it would be downright rude to have random folks running these tests against my digital neighbors. I’m happy to have them run against my server… I mean, it’s kind of the point of the thing.

The downside is when folks start tinkering with the code… and maybe change a locator within a loop to see what happens. Like my friend in India @ 202.88.222.186 likely did this morning (well… my morning, anyway), and started PEGGING MY SERVER :)

It’s fine… I do appreciate the accidental load testing


12
May 15

Millennials: The Missing Manual

Obviously I’ve been too busy to post anything for some time… but a colleague just shared this and I wanted to pass on the funnies.

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12
Feb 15

Can You Give Me A Login?

P1000811-1QA folk are protective of their logins, and rightly so. We create users to test with, and expect their accounts to be in the state we left them in. It’s not convenience… it’s essential.

But Devs will ask you for a login to this server, or that server. So send them the link to the wiki page that describes how they can create their own logins, and even walk them through it if need be.

But if they still come asking for a login, try creating, and sending them a login with the username “lazydevs”. Problem solved :)

Sometimes the passive-aggressive solution is the right solution.


24
Sep 14

It’s Funny ‘Cause It’s True

n-HELLO-MR-large570A QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljkn.


19
Jun 14

Mythical Man Month or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Management

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When I’m finally in charge, two of my first mandates will be: If you’re driving in the left lane, BE passing. But only slightly less important will be: “Please read Mythical Man Month”.

And you don’t even have to read the book if you don’t want. Simply read the Wiki page about the book and believe it. In fact, you can skip the book and the Wiki page if you’ll repeat the following three times, out loud:

“Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later”.

You may now become a manager…